Hello fellow bakers and cake fiends! Deadline time has felt
like a long, desolate, cakeless place but WOOHOO because it is finally all
over. I have now scarily completed my second year at university. Now, I know I said
I wouldn’t be doing any baking because of deadlines, but that is an absolute
lie because I am a notoriously bad stress/procrastination/do ANYTHING else
baker. Also it’s been one of those times of year where every person I know
seems to have a birthday …sooo here we have Birthday Cakes Part Two!
Krispy Kreme
Birthday Cake
I made this for my friend who is a bit of a Krispy Kreme
fanatic. He was actually given FOUR cakes for his birthday from various friends
so there was a lot of baking-love being spread about the place.
I made it by baking two round cakes using a 6 egg vanilla
mixture. I then used a cup to cut a hole out of the middle, stuck the layers
together with butter icing, and drizzled plain water icing over the top like a
Krispy Kreme glaze.
Red Velvet Heart
Cake
I stole my mother’s heart shaped tins from home so that I could
make this pretty cake for one of my lovely creative writer’s birthdays. I used
a red velvet mixture which is basically chocolate cake with red food colouring,
although I don’t think I used enough colouring because apparently the cake was
more ginger than red. Gingerness is apparently not only blighting my hair but
also my cakes these days. Anyway, there was also an ish with crumbs that kept
sticking to my icing because I stupidly decided to cover the whole thing, sides
and all. However, there is nothing that a dusting of edible glitter can’t solve
so it looked alright in the end!
Marble Chanel Cake
I made this for another very lovely creative writer who is
also a fashionista, hence the inspiration by Coco Chanel. I made the cake
marble by making a vanilla mixture and a chocolate mixture and spooning them
alternatively into the tins. This cake always goes down well because it just
looks so pretty! I am not particularly artistic so I wouldn’t blame you for
thinking I tried to pipe chocolate horseshoes but everyone seemed to get it so
oh well.
Boob Cakes
I made these for my friends surprise 21st
birthday. There was an open bar so I can’t honestly say I know what happened,
but apparently a whole breast went so they must have tasted alright! We also
had firework candles exploding out of the nipples, because, well why not? The
cake was a basic vanilla mixture with a few drops of red colouring. Then I used
butter icing and jam in the middle and more butter icing on top, with a
slighter darker mixture to define the nipple. When my mum texts me asking what I’m
doing and I say piping a nipple on a cake I think she genuinely worries about
what I do at university.
So along with horrendous days spent in the library wondering
why I wanted a degree in the first place, this is what I’ve been doing. Now that
I’m finished and not going home for another 3 weeks or so, I’ll hopefully bake
lots, funds permitting! However if the sunshine decides to make an appearance you’ll
probably see me out and about with a wine glass in my hand…