Birthday Cakes Part Two

Hello fellow bakers and cake fiends! Deadline time has felt like a long, desolate, cakeless place but WOOHOO because it is finally all over. I have now scarily completed my second year at university. Now, I know I said I wouldn’t be doing any baking because of deadlines, but that is an absolute lie because I am a notoriously bad stress/procrastination/do ANYTHING else baker. Also it’s been one of those times of year where every person I know seems to have a birthday …sooo here we have Birthday Cakes Part Two!

Krispy Kreme Birthday Cake

I made this for my friend who is a bit of a Krispy Kreme fanatic. He was actually given FOUR cakes for his birthday from various friends so there was a lot of baking-love being spread about the place.

I made it by baking two round cakes using a 6 egg vanilla mixture. I then used a cup to cut a hole out of the middle, stuck the layers together with butter icing, and drizzled plain water icing over the top like a Krispy Kreme glaze.

Red Velvet Heart Cake

I stole my mother’s heart shaped tins from home so that I could make this pretty cake for one of my lovely creative writer’s birthdays. I used a red velvet mixture which is basically chocolate cake with red food colouring, although I don’t think I used enough colouring because apparently the cake was more ginger than red. Gingerness is apparently not only blighting my hair but also my cakes these days. Anyway, there was also an ish with crumbs that kept sticking to my icing because I stupidly decided to cover the whole thing, sides and all. However, there is nothing that a dusting of edible glitter can’t solve so it looked alright in the end!

Marble Chanel Cake

I made this for another very lovely creative writer who is also a fashionista, hence the inspiration by Coco Chanel. I made the cake marble by making a vanilla mixture and a chocolate mixture and spooning them alternatively into the tins. This cake always goes down well because it just looks so pretty! I am not particularly artistic so I wouldn’t blame you for thinking I tried to pipe chocolate horseshoes but everyone seemed to get it so oh well.

Boob Cakes

I made these for my friends surprise 21^st birthday. There was an open bar so I can’t honestly say I know what happened, but apparently a whole breast went so they must have tasted alright! We also had firework candles exploding out of the nipples, because, well why not? The cake was a basic vanilla mixture with a few drops of red colouring. Then I used butter icing and jam in the middle and more butter icing on top, with a slighter darker mixture to define the nipple. When my mum texts me asking what I’m doing and I say piping a nipple on a cake I think she genuinely worries about what I do at university.

So along with horrendous days spent in the library wondering why I wanted a degree in the first place, this is what I’ve been doing. Now that I’m finished and not going home for another 3 weeks or so, I’ll hopefully bake lots, funds permitting! However if the sunshine decides to make an appearance you’ll probably see me out and about with a wine glass in my hand…

Crunchy Crusted Ricotta Scone

This is another guest recipe from my mum, and my last post at home because I’m going back to Portsmouth today! I apologise in advance that I doubt I’ll have time to post any new recipes in the next three weeks as it’s dreaded deadline time again…then again, I am prone to a bit of procrasibaking (Jenna’s word meaning procrastination baking- pretty much sums up my life) so you never know!

My mum loves this recipe. She says to serve it with lemon curd and cream!

Ingredients

175g Ricotta

100g Golden caster sugar

200g Self-Raising flour

50g Butter

1-2 Tablespoons of milk + extra for brushing

1 Tablespoon Demerara sugar

Finely grated zest of 1 orange

Preheat the oven to 200⁰C/ Gas Mark 6. Grease a baking tray and lightly dust with flour.

Sift the flour and half of the sugar into a large mixing bowl. Cut the butter into cubes and rub into the flour mixture.

Mix the ricotta, orange zest and the other half of the sugar in a smaller bowl or jug.

Combine the two mixtures, adding 1-2 tablespoons of milk if needed to form a soft, but not sticky, dough.

Turn out onto a lightly floured surface and knead very lightly.

Roll or press into a circle around 4cm thick and place on the baking sheet.

Use a sharp knife to score the scone into 8 wedges. Brush it with milk and sprinkle with the Demerara sugar. Bake for 20-25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on a wire rack.

That’s all for now lovelies! Have a wonderful, hopefully sunny, May and remember that all baked goods taste best served with a big cup of tea : )

Chocolate Apple Cake

I absolutely love this cake! It reminds me of birthday parties and family coming to stay the weekend. Unfortunately, you really do need a food processor to make it so I had to wait until I was home for Easter to borrow my mum’s Magimix! It’s worth it though because the apple gives the sponge a really moist consistency (hate hate hate the word moist by the way).

Ingredients

185g butter

1 ¼ cup castor sugar

3 eggs

1/3 cup cocoa

¼ teaspoon bicarbonate of soda

1/3 cup water

2 apples, peeled and quartered

2 cups self-raising flour

Line a 23cm square tin with baking parchment. (I used foil so it was easier to carry on a train!)Preheat the oven to 170⁰C/ Gas Mark 4.

Combine the dry ingredients:  flour, sugar, cocoa, apple, bicarbonate of soda and butter in the food processor.

Then add the eggs and water and blend all ingredients until the mixture is smooth.

Pour into your prepared tin and bake for an hour. Cool on a wire rack.

Normally, I decorate this cake with chocolate butter icing and sprinkles.

 

However, I made this cake especially for my friend James’s 21^st so I made some vanilla buttercream and used a piping bag to personalise the cake.

We’d had a few cocktails and several glasses of Champagne by the time we tried some of the cake but I think everyone enjoyed it!

Happy Birthday James :D xxx

Banana Nut Bars

Now that my parents are over fifty they’ve suddenly decided to become diet Nazis. This means that when I bake I get shouted at for ‘tempting them with naughty things’. That’s appreciation for you, eh? Anyway, this month’s Sainsbury’s magazine has a section about Paleo eating, the back to nature diet. Basically- eat like a caveman. Sounds like bollocks to me but it had this nut bar recipe that sounded nice and I wouldn’t get screamed at for making, so here we are.

Ingredients (Makes 10 bars)

25g roughly chopped hazelnuts

25g roughly chopped pecans

2 ripe bananas, peeled and mashed

3 large eggs

100g ground almonds

40g desiccated coconut

40g raisins 25g dried cranberries

Pinch of salt

I did a little bit of improvising with my nut bars. Mainly because I didn’t have certain ingredients and couldn’t be arsed to go to the shop. I replaced the hazelnuts and pecans with walnuts and macadamia nuts. As far as I’m concerned this is the kind of recipe that you make out of what you like anyway so go nuts, literally.

Preheat the oven to 180⁰C/Gas Mark 4. Line a 20cm-square baking tin with non-stick baking parchment.

Roughly chop your nuts of choice.

Tip the chopped nuts onto a small baking tray and roast for about 5 minutes in the preheating oven. When they’re done leave them to cool.

Combine all the other dry ingredients and add a small pinch of salt.

This recipe requires 2 ripe bananas. Sadly, I’m currently in a house of fruit bingers and someone ate one of my ripe bananas I’d set aside with a VERY clear note not to eat so I had to use a tough green one.

That is the genuine note I left. Not that I’m bitter or anything, but how annoying is that.

ANYWAY, mash the bananas with a fork and add to the mixture. Whisk the eggs lightly with the fork and add them too, then toss in the roasted nuts. Mix all the ingredients using a wooden spoon.

Pour into the lined tin and smooth flat. Bake for 25 minutes until firm and golden. Cool on a wire rack then cut into 10.

Each piece is 187 calories (don’t ask me if that’s good or not because I don’t have a clue) and makes a pretty tasty breakfast bar. Personally I think they would be improved with a little drizzle of melted chocolate, but I’m pretty sure I’d be thrown out of Casa De Diet for that one.

Homemade Pizza

I unashamedly admit that I am a massive pizza fiend. If I had to choose one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be pizza. If it wasn’t horrendously overpriced I would eat Dominoes every single day. Luckily for me, making your own pizza is a lot cheaper and muchhhh healthier than takeaway pizza. This is a basic pizza recipe and then you just add whatever toppings you want. We went for leftover spicy chicken, Parma ham and rocket. NOM.

Ingredients (for the dough)

500g strong white bread flour

1 teaspoon seat salt flakes

1 x 7g sachet fast-action yeast

300ml lukewarm water

1 tablespoon olive oil

Mix the flour, salt and yeast into a large mixing bowl.

Make a well in the centre and pour in the water and olive oil.

Use your hands to gradually drag the flour into the liquid in a sort of hooking motion until all the ingredients are combined into a soft dough.

Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead thoroughly for ten minutes until the dough is very stretchy and elastic.

Return the ball to the bowl and cover with a damp tea cloth. Leave in a warm place to rise for about an hour.

While that’s going on make the tomato topping!

Ingredients (tomato topping)

1 tablespoon olive oil

3 garlic cloves, finely chopped

½ red onion, finely chopped

1 x 400g tin chopped tomatoes

Pinch of sugar

12 fresh basil leaves (or a pinch of dried)

Heat the oil and cook the garlic and onion over a low heat for a couple of minutes.

Add the tomatoes, sugar and basil. Bring to the boil then simmer on a low heat for about forty minutes until reduced and nicely thick. Stir every now and again so it doesn’t burn on the bottom. Taste the sauce and season with a little salt and pepper, then leave to cool. Because my mother is fussy I then blended the sauce so it was super smooth but I like mine thick normally.

When the dough has risen, punch the air out.

Turn it out onto your lightly floured work surface and divide into three balls.

The recipe I used said to lightly oil your hands and press, pat and pull the dough into shape. I’m not going to lie, that didn’t work out so well. One meltdown later my mum comes home and saves the day by suggesting I use a rolling pin…That worked about a thousand times better than my method so listen to her!

Transfer each pizza onto a piece of baking parchment and pinch the edges to make a lip to keep the filling in.

Heat the oven as hot as it will go, leave the bases in a warm place to rise a bit more and prepare your topping.

I used about three big spoonfuls of tomato sauce with sliced mozzarella, parma ham, oregano and a sprinkling of pepper. I popped on some rocket leaves drizzled with olive oil a few minutes before the end of cooking time and it was delllish.

The recipe says cook for 10 minutes but it took more like 15-20 in our oven. We like our pizzas crispy though so it’s up to you.

Serve with salad and a large dollop of HP sauce!